1.) I have never been in a relationship this long...like ever. Besides 'a long distance, seen you 3 times since we were sixteen internet' relationship', it is my longest relationship.
2.) The simple fact that someone can put up with ME for 2 years.. Trust me, that is a remarkable thing. No guy has ever lasted through one showing of "Steve: The Movie". Not only has he seen the original more than once, he has also seen the sequels, the made-for-dvd movie, and the out-takes (featuring the kind of shit that that if Lindsey-fuckin-Lohan tried to pull she'd be worse-off than in jail now).
Yes, it's like that.
